{"id":9145,"date":"2014-12-28T23:28:56","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T04:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.starshipnivan.com\/blog\/?p=9145"},"modified":"2015-01-02T13:00:27","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T18:00:27","slug":"love-tantrums-and-the-critical-reviewer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/starshipnivan.com\/blog\/?p=9145","title":{"rendered":"Love, Tantrums and the Critical Reviewer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipnivan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Scorpion-Laughs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-9156\" src=\"http:\/\/www.starshipnivan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Scorpion-Laughs.jpg\" alt=\"Scorpion Laughs\" width=\"451\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/starshipnivan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Scorpion-Laughs.jpg 894w, https:\/\/starshipnivan.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Scorpion-Laughs-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the last few months there have been spikes of the age-old arguments about the interactions of authors, reviewers and fans. When the three overlap, as is increasingly the case in several genres, it\u2019s no wonder that the injunctions are for discussions to be as uncritically gushing as they\u2019re in fanfic.<\/p>\n<p>It should be no secret by now that I don\u2019t care if people dislike my re\/views. Furthermore, my attributes and experiences make it unlikely that I\u2019ll hold a majority view very often even within communities like SFF, futurists, space aficionados, etc. Not that I\u2019m prone to hermetic hermeneutics: after fifty-plus years of avid reading, film watching and gaming, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=2128\">I remain firmly in favor of art being accessible<\/a>. I like plenty of scifi and fantasy films, even Hollywood ones, even ones that are glaringly imperfect \u2013 as long as they\u2019re not in-your-face insulting; as long as they show a scintilla of originality and love of craft.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, people used terms like \u201ccurmudgeonly\u201d and \u201cjaundiced\u201d to characterize my dislike of <em>Interstellar<\/em> of which I briefly said the following, as I deemed it too crappy (in all \u201cfive dimensions\u201d) for a full-length review: \u201cHaving now seen <em>Interstellar<\/em> &#8212; a loss of three hours I bitterly regret &#8212; I&#8217;ve concluded that the praise I&#8217;ve seen must refer to a film located at the end of a distant wormhole. The clich\u00e9s, clunkiness, regressive triumphalism and sanctimony are sickening. So is the misuse of Hathaway and Chastain. <em>Interstellar<\/em> wants to be <em>Contact<\/em> if\/when it grows up. Even McConaughey was more bearable in the latter.\u201d [Though I think <em>Contact<\/em> would be vastly improved if he was excised from it altogether.]<\/p>\n<p>There have been similar tantrums whenever I\u2019ve disliked a fave-du-jour, although nobody (yet) has called me \u201ca harlot\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.villagevoice.com\/runninscared\/2014\/07\/a_note_to_the_guardians_of_the_galaxy_fans_who_are_calling_our_critic_a_harlot.php\">as someone called Stephanie Zacharek<\/a> for daring not to have orgasms over <em>Guardians of the Galaxy<\/em>. But you know what? Even something as smarmy as love standardized for US audience palatability can be done right in SFF films. Love is not McConaughey chewing the scenery, his neck veins throbbing like harp strings. This is love &#8212; across several dimensions yet, but without self-satisfied trumpeting:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Final Scene of Serenity\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iHeS8SsYNbM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mal: It ain&#8217;t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I&#8217;m about to say.<\/p>\n<p>River: I do. But I like to hear you say it.<\/p>\n<p>Mal: Love. You can learn all the math in the &#8216;verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don&#8217;t love, she&#8217;ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she&#8217;s hurtin&#8217; &#8216;fore she keens. Makes her a home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This makes my eyes sting, even while I know it\u2019s meant to tug at my heartstrings. And if you cannot tell why this is light years ahead of <em>Interstellar<\/em>&#8216;s \u201clove transcends space and time\u201d pretentious blather, don\u2019t bother reading my (unabashedly unibrow) reviews.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Image:<\/strong> The Scorpion King (Dwayne Johnson) who knew how to deal with tantrums.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Curmudgeonly Reviews of Other SFF Films by Yours Truly<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=58\">The String Cuts Deeper than the Blade (Samurai Champloo, Mononoke Hime)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.centauri-dreams.org\/?p=7795\">Set Transporter Coordinates to&#8230; (the Star Trek reboot)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=749\">I Prefer My Prawns Well-Seasoned (District 9)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=1245\">Avatar: Jar Jar Binks Meets Pocahontas<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=2128\">The Andreadis Unibrow Theory of Art (Avatar versus The Secret of Kells)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=4081\">The Multi-Chambered Nautilus (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=4980\">&#8220;Are We Not (as Good as) Men?&#8221; (the Planet of the Apes reboot)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=5399\">Who Will Be Companions to Female Kings? (The Piano, Whale Rider)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=6691\">Fresh Breezes from Unexpected Quarters (The Dark Knight Rises, The Bourne Legacy)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=7501\">Hagiography in the SFX Age: Jackson\u2019s Hobbit<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=8793\">\u201cWe Must Love One Another or Die\u201d: A Critique of Star Wars<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=8850\">Mystique: The True Leader of the X-Men<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshipreckless.com\/blog\/?p=9038\">Authentic Ethnics (all films about Greek mythology)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the last few months there have been spikes of the age-old arguments about the interactions of authors, reviewers and fans. When the three overlap, as is increasingly the case in several genres, it\u2019s no wonder that the injunctions are for discussions to be as uncritically gushing as they\u2019re in fanfic. 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